His dizziness subsiding, Discord felt able and willing; he ran gracefully to where Usagi was fighting the sushi monster. "I think I'm getting the hang of this!" He announced, grinning. Skilfully dodging a succession of fishy blows, he managed to dance in close to the demon, and kicked it in the shin. (Just fyi, I've never watched, read or had anything to do with Sailor Moon, so I'm as clueless in all this as Discord, with the one advantage of Google access; just in case you were wondering why I'm being a bit of a damp squib.)
"You're a really bad Magical girl." Usagi took off her tiara and it became a frisbe. She then threw it at the demon and it became moondust. "Level One Complete" Another bright flash of light blinded Usagi and Discord. [No worries, its not like Discord is suposed to know about Sailor Moon anyway. Your turn now where are we off to now? Oh its up to you if Discord has his powers during your turn. The only thing he can't do is escape the game. Usagi won't have her powers during your turn.]
Discord was relived to be back in his normal body. He looked around; they appeared to be in the flower garden of a large stately home. "This time you will have to find something; a golden kumquat." The voice sounded like that of Usagi's sister, but it seemed to be coming from a large Cheshire cat lounging it the branch of a nearby tree; it somehow managed to maintain a perpetual grin, even while talking. "A golden kumquat? Where would one find that?" Discord inquired, frowning. "Why, in a golden kumquat tree of course," The cat replied, it's grin broadening. "If you wish to find that, you might ask the flowers" With that, the cat started to slowly fade away, until only it's grin remained; a moment later, that too vanished. (I thought a Lewis Carroll tribute would be appropriate. You can decide what form Usagi takes, and I hope you don't mind me using Kimitsu's voice for the Cheshire cat.)
[That's fine. Its Discord's imagination so he can have anyone voice any thing. Since Discord is normal, I'll have Usagi be the normal that Discod is aware of.] She was a pony again. She liked being a big girl, but as mommy always says all good things come to those who wait. She tried to take a picture of kitty Kimitsu, but she couldn't pull out her camera. "Are we in Kansas now? I've never been here before."
"Maybe," Discord replied, looking at Usagi. "I don't actually know what Kansas is." He looked around. "Though for some reason, I think it would be dustier than this." He shrugged, and thought back to what the cat had said. "Talk to the flowers eh? Do the flowers here talk?" "Only if there's someone worth to talking to." Replied a Tiger-lily, swaying away in a flower bed with many other interesting looking flowers. "Ah, good." Discord said, not at all fazed. "I wonder if you could tell us where to find a golden kumquat tree?" "No." Responded the Tiger-lily. "I don't like the look of you. I'll talk to her." she said, pointing a leaf at Usagi. "Her face at least has some sense to it." The other flowers in the bed nodded in agreement. Discord harrumphed. (If you don't mind, I'll voice the flowers whilst Usagi talks to them.)
[Honesty I expected you to since I have no clue what to have them say.] "Hey Mr. Discords fang looks cool!" Usagi was already annoyed at the flowers. She'd eat them, but mommy warned talking food was bad for you and not in a good way like candy.
"Thank you Usagi," Said Discord, placing his paw on his chest. "Don't let him fool you dear, it looks silly." Responded one head of a Dragonsnap. "Never have I seen such a silly creature!" Agreed another head, the other heads were murmuring "Oh yes" and "Indeed".
"I think the only one who fooled me was Kimicat. You don't even know where the golden kumquat is do you? You juzt want to pick on Mr. Discord."
"The golden kumquat? Well, that'll be with that snooty golden kumquat tree." Said a rose, and the dragonsnaps collectively stuck out their tongues. "Such a stuck up, high and mighty tree that one. Ooooh, he just makes my petals curl!" Spouted a Geranium, "Sitting on that hill of his, acting all lordly!"
"The very same!" Responded the Geranium, pointing a leaf at the horizon. In the distance, very obviously now, was a large hill, topped with a glowing gold tree. "Good luck getting anything out of that pompous perennialthough!" Added the Dragonsnap. "Oh dear! She's coming, you better get out of here!" The rose suddenly said, in a worried tone.
"Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a gold kumquat?" Usagi started looking around for a folded corner to tug at. Everything kind of seemed lime one of those odd books Crystal would read her. In cartoons the characters trapped in books could turn the pages to teleport to where they needed to be.
(I like that idea, you can use it when we get to the nameless woods, just gotta do a couple more things first.) "Who's coming?" Discord asked the rose, stooping down. "Her," The rose responded, reluctantly. "She looks a bit like that one," She pointed to Usagi, "Only bigger. And red. And with more petals." Suddenly, Discord saw who they were talking about; coming around a corner was Celestia, only she was completely red, was wearing some kind of fancy regalia (also red), and had a crown instead of a tiara. "Who dares trespass in the gardens of the Red Queen!?" She demanded, angrily.
Usagi tried to camoflauge herself, but just like her pulling stuff out of nowhere power it didn't work. "Mr. Discord what do we do?"
"What I always do in situations such as this!" Discord declared, puffing up his chest and shaking his fist in the air. "Run away!" he turned and ran down the hedged in walkway, making sure to usher Usagi along with him. "Stop them! Seize them! Turn them into stone!" Shouted the Red queen, chasing after them. "No, no no no!" Cried Discord, very upset by this whole experience, and not noticing that the Red Queen was very noticeably shrinking as she chased them; soon she would be no bigger than a foal.
"Running is fun! One time me and Kimi went running with this big girl named Jenny and we stopped a Vogon construtor fleet from building a intersteller bypass though Pluto. Did you know Ewoks live on Pluto? They had to relocate after Unicron ate Endor and it's moons."
"Vogons?" Said Discord, momentarily forgetting his peril, "I hate those bureaucrats! The number of forms they made me fill in to build my galactic allotment garden? Ridiculous!" His face dropped as they came to a dead end. "Wuh oh." The now-hoof-sized Red Queen was advancing on them menacingly, still squeaking out threats.
"Wah! Quick draw a hole in the wall!" That was another cartoon classic, maybe Mr.Discord could get it to work.
Discord pulled out an oversized pencil and doodled a doorway onto the hedge. Running through it, he appeared out of an identical doorway on the opposite side of the walkway. "No dice," He lamented. The Red Queen was still advancing on them, and it seemed odd to him that no guards had come running to her aid, nor had she made any attempt to turn either of them into stone. He was starting to wonder if she actually had any power at all.
Usagi tried to think of another method of esape. Without shapeshifting bigger wings she couldn't fly. Fly! "Mr. Discord can't you fly us out of here? [I've never seen Alice in Wonderland, so the same goes for Usagi.]
