"Me? Oh Captain, please; you didn't need my help." Discord said, first assuming Kirk's first season appearance, then morphing into his fatter, greyer final film form. He then managed to fall off the bridge.
Spock examined the changes and assumed this was the result of the Doctor focusing. Sulu was back at the con, and Chekov had stopped singing. Uhura was staring at him in an odd manner, but she was doing that before. "Chekov, what's the situation beyond the ship." "We seem to me in orbit a of a class M planet, and there is no sign of the Klingon wreckage." "Captain could you come with me to sick bay? I want to see just what Mr. ...Q did to you." Well she was pretty sure she made the captain fat, but if they were to get anywhere in there mission Spock needed to be in charge. "Very well Bots"
"Hmm, you certainly seem to pass around the responsibility of command a lot here," Discord commented as the Captain left the bridge. "It never occurs to you to simply choose better leaders in the first place?"
"Some become better leaders with experience and others become worse with time. It is hard to predict who will take what path. In this case however I believe this is the doing of you and the Doctor. However Bots made the right decision on removing the captain as in his current state I do not believe him fit to be in command."
"Ah, well that is very logical Mr Spock. Logic is so boring." Discord said, pulling a face. He clicked his fingers, and Spock disappeared, replaced by Officer Riker. "That's better. At least now we might get some nice jazz recitals." (Apologies if this is overstepping the mark, but you did say Discord had Q's abilities, and dragging people through time is definitely in his repertoire.)
[Nah it's fine, howerver this being in Usagi's mind and her not knowing what you did, expect things not to go as you may have planned.] "What? What am I doing here? Q?" Riker looked around and recognized his new surrounding as the bridge of the first enterprise. His uniform changed to gold and then changed to match the style of the other crew members.
"Well Will," Discord said, draping an arm over Riker's shoulder. "You were the lesser of two evils. Things have a tendency to get interesting with you around, especially in the absence of the bald one."
Sulu looked at Spock's replacement. Their ranks were the same but should he listen to the stranger or try to force the Q to return their first officer. Uhura started to cry... how could that stranger send away Spock. Chekov turned from his consul to look at the new comer. Was it his imagination or was the newcomers uniform turning into a females? "Q, first you bring me to Voyager and now the original Enterprise?" Suddenly the commander felt a bit of a draft between his legs. "Q, what are you doing to me now?" [Has Discord suddenly gotten synced with Q or something? How does he know who Riker and Picard are?]
Discord threw his hands up in protest. "Not my handiwork." He stood back and examined the new uniform. "I have to say it suits you though." (I've always assumed they're in some way connected. It would explain Discord's ability to make so many pop culture references. Not sure if he's aware of what he knows, or if it just comes to him in a chaotic manner though.)
"If it's not yours who's is it?" It wasn't just his clothes, his face felt odd. His whole body tingled. After scratching his face he noticed in his hand was bit of his beard, and not only that but his hand was turning orange? ~~~~ In sick bay Usagi had stuck a thermometer in Kirk's mouth. He must be getting sick because his skin was turning blue. Was the mission to cure Kirk? No if it was then wouldn't he have started turning blue sooner? No something else was going on. What did Mr. Discord do on the bridge? Her sub... er not active thought shaped the level so did Discord do something to turn them in a new direction? Would the mission change if he changed too much. Kirk was loosing his extra weight now too.
"Hmm, well that's an unsettling colour," Discord said, looking at Riker's hand. "We'd better get a lighter tone in here to compensate. I know just the... Well I was going to say man, but I'm not sure that would be entirely accurate." He clicked his fingers once more, and Commander Data appeared. Unfortunately he must have been sitting at a command console, and since it was no longer there to support him, he fell on the floor looking rather confused. With another click of his fingers and a flash, Discord was resplendent in a Napoleonic Captain's uniform. He sat in the Captain's chair and steepled his fingers; he wasn't sure he was being productive in moving them towards whatever their goal might be, but he was certainly enjoying himself. "Now this is more like my kind of ship," He chuckled, surveying the chaos and confusion unravelling around him.
Riker was well aware his body suited his current uniform much better than it had. He was still male, but given the fact he was still changing he wasn't sure how long that would remain true. His hair was now becoming longer and blonde, and his ears he felt them tingle in an odd way. Looking at his reflection in a monitor he noticed they were becoming pointed? Was he turning into an odd kind of Vulcan? He then noticed Data. The Lt Commanders clothes had change red and to a uniform of the period almost instantly after he arrived. He also noticed purple streaks in Data's hair. "Q can't you stop this?" ~~~~ Kirk looked in the mirror Convoy gave him. It wasn't just that his skin was turning blue, his hair was becoming rainbow colored and underneath all the fat that melted away was a female frame. Just what was happening to him. "That W's power is frieghtening." "Er, yeah it's Q doing this to you...." Usagi was almost certain this was her doing, but what was she doing and why?
"Not even if I wanted to, Mr. Riker," Discord replied, watching with much amusement as the transformation continued.
Riker could feel his male part in-between his legs disappear and his chest swelled, he was now a woman. In the reflection of the consul his...her ears looked more horse-like than Vulcun. Data was changing faster than he had his skin had already change from a gold tint to a pure white, his hair was long and wavy, and his ears already horse-like, his body though was just starting to become feminine. "Data are you okay." "I feel fabulous...why did I just use that word? This is a most interesting experience." ~~~~ Kirk was now an Equestrian girl version of Rainbow Dash..., Scotty had just commed Sickbay and described his transformation as Pinkiepie. That meant Spok must be Twilight, Uhura would be Rarity and Sulu would be Apple Jack, but why did that picture start to shape this world? She finally focused, what did Mr. Discord do to distract her again.... [These inspired my choices.]
Discord looked around the bridge, almost as confused as the crew; they all looked doubly familiar, and yet at the same time, totally alien. He was starting to have trouble remembering who he was and which realm he belonged to. He stood up, frowning, and went to see if he could find Usagi.
[Only Data, Kirk, Riker and Scotty changed. Usagi doesn't know you replaced Spock and brought in Data. Or rather her conscious mind doesn't know, her subconscious does but that's what shapes the levels.] "Cap Maybe you should stay here...I'll find Mr.... Q." The captain had sprouted wings... what did Mr. Discord do? At least the form hadn't affected his personality. The captain would listen to her and remain in sickbay. She needed to find Mr. Discord and fast. ~~~~ Riker followed Q and before the two left the bridge Data had completely changed. The former android seemed to be enjoying his change talking to the female comm Lt. about fashion and how she was displeased she was still wearing dreadful pants. His... her own personality didn't seem affected by the change. When she left the helmsman in charge of the bridge she noticed she now had a bit of a southern draw. "Q are certain this isn't something you can undo?"
Discord thought for a moment. "If I understand the situation correctly, any changes I make here take secondary precedence to the forces creating this place." He pondered the most appropriate way to explain it. "Imagine you are in a river; the river represents time, and the driving force of this place is the current, sweeping you through events and into new situations. Now, I can pluck you out of the river and put you back upstream, say before this transformation took place, but I'm fairly certain the current would simply return you to where I took you from. I can't fight the current, but I may be able to redirect the flow; in fact, I think I may have already done so." He stopped, realizing he and Rikerjack had been walking purposefully side-by-side down corridors this entire time, but he had no idea where he was going.
Her first priority should have been finding Mr. Discord but Usagi suddenly heard her stomach growl and decided to take a detour to the Mess. Maybe her submarine er not active mind was trying to tell her something. ~~~~ Riker noticed stopped after Q. Then...a thought occurred to him. Q was looking for someone. Why didn't he just bring her to him? This wasn't Q was it? "Who are you?"
Discord frowned at Rikerjack's question. "I am Discord. I mean Q! Q of the Chaos Continuum! I mean, The God of Disharmony! Grrrr, Spirit of Lies! Oh!" He threw his arms up in frustration; he was unable to explain himself properly in this place. "Stop bothering me with existential questions, and tell me where to find Dr. Convoy!" He snapped, angrily.
Discord? From My Little Ponies? His voice actor did sound a lot like Q. Orange skin, blonde hair, southern accent? He was turned into Apple Jack, Eqestian Girl Apple Jack. While Diana got him interested in the normal show he never did care for Eqestrian Girls. That meant Data had become Rarity? That made no sense. "If you're looking for the Doctor we should try sick bay. I think I recall the scimatics of the original enterprise. So what is the Avatar of Chaos doing looking like Q?" [Don't know why but it just felt right having Diana be a MLP fan. Of course by there time the show is ancient and over with.]
