"Grrrrr...." Discord knew he could probably force them to come if he so desired, but he was in a hurry, and so decided against it. "Come on Riker," He said, grabbing Riker's arm and teleporting them back to the bridge.
Usagi noticed Discord arrived with Apple Jack playing the trombone? Who was that supposed to be Riker? Oh if that was Riker then was Rarity actually Data? Data seemed influenced by his form... was that because Data was dead? The body was a blank slate? "Discord I figured out our mission!"
"Oh thank God!" Discord exclaimed in relief. "What is it? Bring Galactic peace? Save a species from extinction? Prove the meaning of life?"
"Well, it could have been an interesting species, like one made entirely out of pancakes and lollipops. That'd be worth saving, right?"
"Well that's not it." She got close to Discord and whispered in his ear. "We need to make Spock and Uhura kiss." [I was going though the Last to Post topic, I didn't remember that you posted the TNG pony pic before.]
Discord blushed "Huh. Well I would never have guessed that. Do you have any ideas? Would it count if I just made them do it?" (Yeah, that was a while ago though XD )
"Probably I'm only six what do I know about romance. I don't think my sub...er what's that word it's long and I can't remember it right."
"Subconscious?" Discord suggested. "Well at any rate, I can't do anything if they're not even in the same room; will you help me get Spock and the Captain back up here? For some reason they won't listen to me, and I've found that moving people around against their will does not promote cooperation."
"That's the word! Subcon...er.... I'll get him. No making the ship invisible anymore." Riker finished playing another number and put the trombone down. "So your Lioconvoy's daughter?" "How do you know mommy? Aren't you a part of my subconus?" "No I think your game interacted with the dream viewing machine your father gave me, and when Discord summoned a Riker he accidently nabbed me. " Why did she call Lio mommy? Discord made it sound like Lio was still male.
"Don't you do random chaos, isn't that like whole bunch of accidents?" Usagi always thought chaos was all about accidents.
"Accidents for other people, not for me; I know exactly what I'm doing. Most of the time. What were we doing again?"
I'm going to get Spock, you and Rikerjack go to the mess, clear out the people and then make a romantic spaghetti dinner for Uhura and Spock. That works in the movies. Or we could try pocky.
"Pocky?" Discord asked, confused. "Uh, I think well go with the mess idea instead. Come on Riker, this seems right up your alley." He grabbed Riker and headed to the lift once more.
Usagi followed Rikerjack and Discord. After they left the bridge it returned to the version in the original show. Rarita changed from a ponyeared human to a regular one.
"Wait, won't we also need Uhura?" Discord said, thinking suddenly, looking around the conspicuously Uhura-free lift.
"Sure...." As they walked down the hall it seemed none of the crew members were ponies anymore. Everyone was human again. Why was he still Rikerjack as Lio's daughter put it.
