You get a gigantic snake that is well versed in japery and all other such ridiculous shenanigans. I toss in an Ace of Spades card, a damaged harlequin doll, a bird, a sword, a dog, and an eldritch abomination.
You got a Cave-Johnson approved combustible lemon! I'll just toss in a chipped rock, some broken scissors, and some ripped paper.