GUYS! GUESS WHAT! I still have the crown which dictates King of the Mountain. Please leave. *you all politely apologize and leave the mountain with goodie bags containing small cups of play-dough and some tootsie rolls*
*Uses anti-ninja repellent and steals crown, then slaps everyone off mountain* I now claim this my mountain.
Refridgerator man! CHARGE!!!! *number 72 charges across and removes you from the mountain.* *I pick up the crown* Me is epic.
*Giggles, being underneath the mountain, knowing that the real top of the mountain is actually under it, duh.*
*grenade launcher* TIMBER! *tower falls off mountain* Let's see... anything else? No. I don't see anyone. Unless someone is hiding in the catacombs under the mountain, but that isn't the top of the mountain so who cares. I'm king.
We know that. But she ISN'T King of the mountain. And that's all this thread cares about. Spread your princess propaganda somewhere that isn't my mountain.