*snaps arrow in half and throws you off the mountain* What am I, some low level npc? Try again, cupcake.
*TARDIS materializes, I step out* "The Doctor says no guns." *I pull out a light saber; I laugh evilly as I slash you into two separate pieces*
The doctor has no power here. Let's see how he likes being regenerated... as feces! *eats the doctor whole* *sets the tardis on a self destruct course with the matriarch* *the tardis destroys the matriarch momentarily, but I grab a shard of the ship's engine so it can't regenerate* I am king.
"Engine? What makes you think my ship is powered by something as primitive as an engine?" Also, you should realize that blowing up the Tardis would result in a total event collapse, destroying all of time and space. *Rewrites history to prevent Dreamer from making such a horrible mistake* *Pushes Dreamer off the mountain*
1- en·gine ˈenjən/ noun 1. a machine with moving parts that converts power into motion. synonyms: motor, machine, mechanism; More a thing that is the agent or instrument of a particular process. "exports used to be the engine of growth" synonyms: cause, agent, instrument, originator, initiator, generator More 2. a railroad locomotive. short for fire engine. historical a mechanical device or instrument, esp. one used in warfare. "a siege engine" synonyms: device, contraption, apparatus, machine, appliance, mechanism, implement, instrument, tool More Your ship has no engine? it can't move. 2- it's not the real tardis dude. You think the doctor would actUally bring the real tardis to some stupid forum game? Ha! Funny. *fixes time so everything happened as planned* *is king*
"My Matriarch has no engine. It's power is drawn from..." Alice! Would you really reveal the secrets of Armiistaan technology to your opponent? "Just the basics. Not enough to make any difference." Fine. Just be careful. We don't want this information getting into the wrong hands. "Of course. Now, as I was saying, the Matriarch is powered by a yellow dwarf star, slightly smaller than Earth's sun. It is kept in a pocket dimension, accessible only by Armiistaan stel't'mar, or 'star masters.' The stel't'mar use specialized energy siphons to extract power from the star, and deliver it to the core systems. I won't go into specifics, but one of those systems allows us to warp space-time around the ship, thus giving it the ability to move at superluminal speeds with ease." *Kicks Dreamer down the mountain* *Wins*
*nukes the moon *hurls to earth (barely any friction in space) *luna hold tight to my hairy man chest *Lands on mountain with a grand force *fire everywhere *The mountain is now made of moon rock. *holds princess luna in the devastation *epic anime love song *kiss Winning.
...Wat. *Proceeds to form a rebellion, overthrow 300nukez, then becomes the EMPEROR of the mountain.*
You are all dead now. Why? Because I am going out of character. Excuse me. ... ... ... ... Now that all of you are unconscious in real life, I win by default. I am the king. Boo-yea.
