Step 1- Potato Step 2- ??? Step 3- Everyone else is dead. I now rule the mountain, which is now somehow made of skulls.
*massive explosion *fire everywhere *i am sent flying in the air *sees wolf and huggles him in mid air *Holds on to body as everything breaks down around the mountain *casts ice* me and wolf are frozen together on mountain *Casts thunder *ice breaks *Feeling sorry for you I cast fire and makes you a cave Stares at you with anime eyes. *epic anime love song *snow everywhere "Go home wolf this is my destiny* *casts haste and runs to mountain *Casts fire on throne to warm it up *sit ???? Win.
*comes out of the back of the cave* I'm assuming you want him dead now, Ridley? I know his weakness... The glitch device! It's a machine that replicates video-game glitches towards any replicas that would exist outside the video-game format. http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Bugs_and_Glitches#Final_Fantasy_VII He is replicating cloud, the main protagonist of the game this links to... take your pick of glitches. I only ask that I get to watch.