**trying to comprehend how a wolf has beard *super glues beard to rock *throws rock *rock pulls beard to bottom ???? Win
*is not actually a wolf *is a wizard with the word 'wolf' in his name *it's really not that complicated *uses wizard powers to turn rock into sword *uses wizard powers to fly to the top of the hill *uses sword to decapitate you *wins *drinks wine from your skull
*is so emo about gf that nyan powers are unless *uses emo sigh *you are now so emo you leave *emo win!