fine, than i will make my own mountain. it will be made of gold, and i shall raise an army of undead furbies on it, and with my army i will take over your mountain, and then, THE WORLD!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *falls off mountain* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! *CRASH*
*still sitting on original mountain* The only one that matters. People. It's king of the mountain, not mountains.
*a comically large robotic arm extends from the Matriarch, picks up Dreamer, and tosses him down the mountain.* My mountain!
I'm glad you said comically... but... *opens portal to demon world* *army of panty beasts come out* My mountain!
*kills all the activists* *deactivates the SEP from within because I have ninja's everywhere* *kills the king* I am new king again. please stop trying to take my throne.
*is not dead* *gets up* *kills ninjas with a flamethrower* *distracts Ninjakitty with a ball of yarn* *claims mountain*
*uses ball of yarn to choke Ridley* Shhh.... shhh.... It'll all be my mountain soon enough... Shhhh~~
*sits in cage meowing sadly* *one of the matriarch's workers foolishly lets me out* *dethrones Ridley* That's for putting me in that evil thing!