*cuts of top of mountain with ridley and nobodyx on it* *moves it away* Have that tiny hill, I rule the real mountain.
*The pirates mutiny and overthrow the current Captain of the Hill* *I, the mutiny's leader, become the new Captain of the Hill!*
Everyone knows ninjas beat pirates. Especially on land... *kicks you all of the mountain with my ninja army*
THE CAKE WAS A LIE! Ninjas, reclaim the mountain! *kicks dragonbait off* Next time, actually get a cake.
*walks to mountan... *Looks at weapons... LAUNCH ALL 300 NUKES!!!!! >:0 *watches everyone die * walks on mountain (fire everywhere) [epic japanese anime song] Behold the champion of all pointless threads is here! Come get me guys...
Magic you say? * summons the mighty leviathan!!! * hops on *laughs like a maniac as people drown! *water everywhere Yess... Oh god yes...
*cuts leviathan in half* The leviathan is not a dragon, so X is still swimming, nowhere near the top of the mountain. I am king, still. Now... LEAVE MY MOUNTAIN ALONE!