I summon the frost god shiva!!! *everyone frozen I take my sword and swing carelessly... Oops.... *climbs to top *Calls a pizza guy (nice frozen enemys dude!) *pays 25$ for pizza *eats *brrr it's still chilly... *casts fire to warm pizza. *munch * munch Yummm...
Ninjutsu- 9 tailed cat! Its super effective! 300nukez and Dragonbait have fainted Dreamer has won and is king once again.
Takes out sword... LIMIT BREAK!!!! *Swings sword so violently (Damit dragon bait ate the pizza) *Sits on dreamer and dragonbait _________________ *serious face How do we know who won by the way? Is there a time limit? While meany have let their guard down, I was about to ask a mod if I could have the thread closed. The last to post thread only requires 3 days. 3 days have passed here but Mr.Dragon bait beat me by 20 min. So how do we claim complete victory here? Any ideas lads? Is 3 days enough?
*electrifies hull of the Matriarch* Hey, Alice, watch this! "He appears to be dancing! Also, his hair just caught fire! How delightful!" *continues winning*
You only electrified me I'm still superglued to the damn thing. :0 *casts shell Nullifies (50% magic damage electric included) Winning!!
Hmm... There must be a different approach... I come in peace dreamer! *huggles dreamer *Casts sleep... Yes... Nobody can hear you scream when you are soooo tired.... (Dreamer falls to sleep into a dream lol) Muahahahaaaa!!! :0
"Go away, let the cat sleep in peace." *Jessie the jester kicks you off the mountain* *purrs in sleep*
"How did he throw my ship?! The Matriarch is the size of a city!" I don't know Alice, but let's go back and win this. *Matriarch lands on Jessie's head*
*the matriarch's lower hull is torn open by the magic chainsaw, weilded by Jessie* "I said let the cat sleep, dude and dudette." *he proceeds to cut up the matriarch and move it one piece at a time till it's at an entirely different location*
*Molecular Reset* "Ha! Your chainsaw is no match for my starship!" *fires magic-seeking missiles at Jessie* *wins*
*wakes up* You still aren't on the mountain... You molecular reset way over there where he put you. "Yup."
Molecular reset has a teleportation feature. "Of course it does. Otherwise, the Matriarch could end up in a situation where it can't safely reset." *continues winning*