I can't die... "neither can I..." *has the guards escort you all politely off what remains of the mountain*
*has giant fence up around mountain* Sorry, no more people may enter the mountain. *300nukez cannot get in, leaving just me*
I SAID NO MORE ON THE MOUNTAIN! *summons the ancient panty deity, nebuthong* *nebuthong kills 300nukez* *nebuthong is now protecting Dreamer's property, the mountain*
I actually like pantsu I don't think a panty god could do anything to me except make me feel uncomfortable in my pants. *heals from.. panty injury thanks to health potion *summons 4chan denial of service *virtual god overloading... *???? *PROFIT!!!! * walks to mountain *kicks dreamer. Mine!
*panty god kills 4chan because... lets be honest... a lone pair of panties is far superior to everyone on 4chan by a country mile* *panty god kills 300nukez... again... somehow he managed to use a healing item before reviving, and he can't revive in the first place because he has no allies* *takes over mountain once more* *the people cheer my name*
*Throws Dreamer down the mountain into the cheering crowd* *Cheering crowd turns out to be a horde of hungry cat-eaters* *wins*
*magic chainsaw* Great! Now we need to forcibly import hundreds of new citizens against their will. Good job Ridley. PANTY GOD! *panty god gently picks up Ridley, then hurls him into the nearest sun*
*punches the aforementioned sun* *sun explodes* *focuses the energy of the explosion at panty god* *panty god is destroyed* *wins*
Well damn... that was my last trick... only one option now... Jessie! "What?" Kill him! "Can't, I'm busy with this distraction..." That's just a picture of Alice in a swimsuit... OOOOOH! Good idea! *moves Jessie next to Ridley* *the proceeding explosion from Alice blowing up Jessie sends Ridley flying* Victory! Sorta... Eh, close enough to count.
what.. I'm.. Dead.... Nukez... Get up... Aeris? Is that? Shhh... Why are you fighting them? I.. I don't know.. I want to bring a new order... Isn't that what sephiroth wanted? No it's not the same I want to lead this world To what? To my new empire Do you think you can win if you keep dyeing? No but these enemies are powerful. Where are your friends nukez? Why fight alone? I just... Aeris I want to talk about us I wan.. Ssshhh... That's not important right now But aeris... Call your friends nukez I will be here to revive you if you die. Thank you..... *revives on floor yufie, tifa. Come over and help me fight this guy! *yufie throws giant shuriken! *stabs dreamer in eye *kicks off mountain Winning!
Be more careful with your explosives, Alice! Where did Jessie even get a picture of you in a swimsuit? "It was clearly Photoshopped. Still, I had to murder him on general principle." *stomps on Nobody X's head* *wins*
Yuffie, tifa go ahead and show mr.wolf a good time. Hey mr.wolf is your wifu here? No she is out doing photo shoots in swimwear. Me and yuffie want to get drunk want to join us? Yes.... Okay nukes the target is..*hick drunk with us... Hurry up... Aaaaand wii win. *hic *distracts wolf *sits on mountain Winning!
*swats nukez away in annoyance* Fool! I cannot be so easily distracted, I am physically incapable of getting drunk, and I do not have a waifu.
