And i will have you know you are messing with a uber-mascaline australian who has never met anything he cannot wrestle. Also, we have a thing for being presented like racist people with cowboy hats that have the absolute worst accent known to man to the rest of the world. Damn Australian stereotypes....
If we can get one guy from Scotland and ANYBODY from Russia we could have ourselves the manliest battle royale ever.
It would be amazing, but it would end like the Russian Revolution somehow... Somehow.... - - Auto Merge - - There we go, One Russian. Now we need a Scot
*Changes to one bare hand while fighting a great white shark on the other hand and having a crocodile try and eat his legs.*
*Fights with a kitten while hands and legs are tied behind back. And juggling burning bears holding burning chainsaws with head*
*catches bear (trust me I'm Russian, I can do it ) then throws back twice as face. & charges dreamer with a heavy punch*
okay, another Russian, I'm done with that 90% of me. time for the other 10%. Polish, and Transylvanian. *becomes cat with almost vampire like transformation powers* *runs in circles* YAAAAAY!
*doesn't punch dreamer hat enough because I'm only 1/8 Russian (but I also have a little German to help)*