Muffins are delicious. They are not sad cupcakes. They are their own food. Cupcakes are cake, muffins are well made, flavored bread.
Cookies are the worst baked good. If someone offers you a cookie and it tastes "meh" you throw it out. Someone offers you chocolate cake and it tastes "meh" you still eat half of it before you toss it! (I'm an overpriveleged white kid in this circumstance, so don't look at it from the perspective of like... A hobo or something.)
If I see a cookie, I gobble it up immediately. Mom made some cookies today. Oatmeal raisin, my favorite. *has initiated a cookie war*
Narrow I'm actually a broke 18 adult. I was talking about the circumstance only. I used to be an overpriveleged kid. Now I'm actually working.