That's because Hussie had no idea what he was trying to do until it was too far in for only people willing to try to catch it.
I think he was just bad at planning and hasn't a clue what to do. But people follow it so he just makes up a story as he goes along.
No he has legit plans now. He already knows how it's going to end and all that shiz. Just tossing in a couple jokes to insult the fans a couple times a month.
But who here likes fighting skeleton pirates on the backs of killer whales! AAAAAAAOOOOOOH!!! Well, here's a story about a man who did just that!
Skeleton pirates are lame. Skeletons have no muscles allowing for movement of any kind. Skeletons are completely inanimate. Pirate or otherwise.
Hey. You seated comfortably? Got your bag of pork rinds and/or sandwich? Great! I need you to sing along! It's a sing-along, our next song. Even if you're in your underwear, sing loud and proud! If you don't know the lyrics, just follow the bouncing pug head! It'll show you the way! Now, uh, don't follow the red star, that'll give you the WRONG lyrics. And pay no attention to the chihuahua head. Just the pug, alright? Then we're good to go! Without any further ado... Attune your ears... To the grinding gears!
