*extinguishes fire because Ridley Wolf is being a jerk trying to make 'Attack on Narrowleaf' a short, cheap production'*
*Points out that Dreamer actually attached Ridley's nose to Narrowleaf's face* (I bet the designated roleplay sections of Everypony are never this good/intense)
*conjures magic-chainsaw-proof fire* *sets Dreamer on fire* *sets NarrowLeaf on fire* *sets SilverDash on fire* *reminds Dreamer that the magic chainsaw is useless against the fires*
(like a LOT of posts ago I made the magic chainsaw immune to other magics) *magic chainsaw* good try though.
(But, this fire was designed to be immune to magic chainsaws... oh, crap.) YOU FOOL!!! YOU'VE CREATED A PARADOX!!! *universe ceases to exist*
And once again me and Ridley sit in the void of nothingness. This has happened at least once before, right?
Ridley proving that he truly is Destroyer of Worlds. Anyone want to, you know, help me from burning to a crisp?
I'm never associating with the pig ignorant ever again... ... so should I come back in what, five minutes?