Aaah.... It is good to be home, Alice, is it not? ... Why is there cat urine on that houseplant? I do not own a cat... or a houseplant.
Alice, I am hearing voices in my head. Would you kindly remove them? Oh dear... that is not what I meant. Alice, please put the sword away. Alice? Are you listening to me? I asked you to put the sword away. Alice! Put that away! Dammit, Alice! ALICE?! AAAALLII- *slice*