Alice, it would appear that the houseplant has eaten us. Arm the device, and prepare for "Operation Indigestion."
*Crimson walks into thread, only to see a houseplant eating others* Well... *Suddenly changes to a mayor like costume. Wearing a fancy top-hat, monocle, and a fake mustache.* This is a fine pickle !
A fine day of winning, if i do say so myself *Notices evil plant thing coming closer and trying to bite Crimson* Oh! Death Approaches! *Runs a hundred meters from the evil plant, hoping that it does not get that far*
*houseplant explodes* *Ridley and Alice appear, both wearing tophats and monocles* Well, Alice, that was interesting. Shall we get back to the dinner party?
I remember it like it was yesterday: It was a lovely summer day on Relshire Prime. The suns were shining, the birds were singing... the screams of my enemies and the smell of their burning flesh filled the air. I had just taken the capitol, and was rinsing the Relshire king's blood off my sword, when Alice's fleet arrived. Apparently, SHE had intended to invade Relshire Prime, and I beat her to it. She was FURIOUS! I battled her fleet for nearly a week before she decided to leave her flagship and fight me herself. She challenged me to duel, and I accepted. I won, of course, and because I spared her life, she decided to come work for me.
"That, Dreamer, is between myself and Ridley. However, If you must know, I respect him. He defeated my entire fleet singlehandedly. Power like that is rare." Alice? When did you get a speaking role?
