Catnip? *glances around suspiciously* Isn't that a bit... *jumps and grabs the bag out of Alice's hand and starts chewing on it with dilated eyes*
I find myself wondering how these strange creatures keep getting into my house. Alice, the merlot is gone. Would you bring up the brandy?
*is sitting on the brandy bottle while still completely cat-nipped out* I can see aaaaall the shiny things....
Oh dear. Perhaps the catnip was not my best idea. Alice, kindly peel the cat off of our guest's face.
*catnip wears off* *puts bag in pocket for safe keeping and later use* Sorry everyone... Addiction is a powerful thing.