But I killed agent Orange a couple weeks ago... thats what they deserve to trying to catch the... *takes a deep breath* Ninjacat! *does a ridiculous pose*
Alice, kindly explain that Agent Orange is actually a highly toxic defoliant used by the United States military during the Vietnam War. "Would you also like me to mention the cancers and other health problems that it caused in the American soldiers exposed to it?"
How about I make us some drinks? Dreamer, what's your poison? Alice, you? Anna, I've prepared your favorite.
*fixes drinks* Here you all go. And Dreamer, I'll fix you a- GET HER/HIM. *tackles Dreamer and forces a bottle of wine into her/his mouth* CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.
*runs around in circles screaming* Blegh! That tastes horrifying! I have a medical condition you jerk. I hope your bathroom is ready for the wrath Narrowleaf has wrought!