Thats funny, he is too. I didn't think wolves could eat watermelons, how do they digest the seeds? "But I was born to dance! Now taste my steel! Whoa, jeez- Careful with that thing!"
"Not laughing now, are you?! You cannot hope to stand against the wrath of the Warrior Queen of Armiista!" Hmm. She never mentions her title unless she's really angry. I had forgotten how much she hates clowns. Also, I think that wolf pic was Photoshopped. But this one is real.
Coooooool. "I could use some help here chainsaw cat! She almost hit me!" You can handle it, I'm busy looking at awesome wolves.
"I... AM... GOING... TO... DESTROY... YOU!!!" It's best we stay out of this. I don't want to have to call in Pirate Dog. More wolves.
Alice, are you still trying to kill the clown? "No. I managed to hit him with dart that injected a small pellet of radioactive material. He'll be dead in a week." I see... Well, time to post more wolves!
So, she stopped trying to kill you? "Yea. She thinks she hit me with this dart. The thing was mad radioactive, so I put it in her underwear drawer." She's gonna come after you again... "Whatever. She still can't hit me." Dude. Are you fantasizing over her?
You heard all that, didn't you, Alice? *alarms sound* *the Matriarch appears in the sky* "Yes. I did hear him. Matriarch! Lock all weapons on the clown and fire at will!" Well, that escalated quickly. Here's another wolf.
*Jumps up and cuts the matriarch in half* Ridley, control your secretary. We do not need another apocalypse here. Two was more than enough.
"You fools DO realize that my flagship is invincible, do you not?" *molecular reset activates* *the Matriarch returns to normal, now immune to the weapon that sliced it in half* Sorry, but the Matriarch makes the magic chainsaw look like a cheap toy. Have a wolf.
Dayum son... Guess you're done for Jessie. Jessie? Huh. Looks like he's on the ship. It would have to destroy itself to destroy him. What a lil jerk. Also, awwww~ wolves!
"You clearly don't understand how molecular reset works. Matriarch, self destruct." *massive explosion* *the Matriarch and crew are quickly reassembled at an atomic level* *Jessie is not reassembled* Well, that's that, I suppose. Maybe a picture of a wolf will make you feel better.
