"Matriarch, stand down." That pathetic little ship isn't worth the missile it would take to destroy it.
"Seriously? We've been over this... Matriarch, self-destruct." *Matriarch explodes* *Molecular Reset activates* *Matriarch rebuilds itself, minus the enemy forces* Fun fact: On Armiista, the penalty for betraying Queen Alysanna is being boiled alive in acid. "Capture NarrowLeaf. Prepare the execution vat."
You are still under the influences of the hive mind. Soon your bodies will mutate into perfect form, and you will submit to our rules. The only way out is the coward's way out.
"You may continue to believe you have won, if you wish. Perhaps it will comfort you as the acid slowly melts your flesh." The Matriarch is invincible. Even if a disaster occurs, Molecular Reset returns the ship to exactly as it was before things went wrong. The ship and crew are incorruptible, and immune to the effects of mind-control. "Now enjoy your execution, Houseplant."
But they aren't immune to the effects of ADORABLE! *the macarena starts playing in the distance* HEY! one and-a two and I don't know the words-a! Blah-blahblahblah-blah blah blah dancing kitty! HEY! MACARENA! *starts doing the macarena*
Alice, you know what to do. *Alice gets video of Ninjakitty doing the Macarena* "This will most definitely go viral."
Excuse me friend, but as you can see in my profile under ninjakitty's special abilities, I am immune to any form of corruption past my purest form, which I am always in. The "Incurably good heart" I do like cookies... hmmm *puts on ancient wizard thinking beard*
"Cookies not enough? The food synthesizers on the Matriarch can create any treat your heart desires." They can even synthesize things that no longer exist. Ever had a pterodactyl steak?
Ah, but yet another benefit of the incurably good heart. My clone will have it also, and still wont serve you. Sorry to ruin your plans. Feel free to continue the cloning though. It can't hurt to have A SECOND ONE OF ME!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA! Screw a pterodactyl steak, can I just have a pterodactyl, like, as a pet?
"Of course! I can have my genetic engineers create one that is smart enough to follow commands. Imagine, riding into battle on the back of your very own flying dinosaur. You'll be the envy of ninjas and cats everywhere!" All you have to do is sign this contract.
"Alright, then. We'll just add your DNA to the Molecular Reset, and I'll have the science team bring up your pterodactyl." Enjoy your new friend. May it bring you much happiness, and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.
Crew of The Matriarch, come in crew of The Matriarch! An unknown threat is advancing towards both of our homeworlds. Our anti-air chemical weapons (finest in the universe) appear to do nothing. Repeat, an unknown threat is attacking! Please respond!
