"Unknown threat? You mean the giant monster thing?" That's just Cthulhu. He's the fourth player in our weekly Poker game.
Don't get offended. "We'd invite you, but you're too young to legally gamble." The LAST thing Alice and I need is for the Department of Galactic Justice to find out we've been letting a minor play Poker. They're already a little annoyed about the whole 'creating a black hole on a populated planet and dooming billions of innocent people' thing.
The hive mind is one. All bodies are one. All is one. Which means I am old enough to gamble. All are one.
Alright, NarrowLeaf, you're in for next week. "Buy-in is five hundred SOTI, and the new guy brings the chips."
I would be happy to take NarrowLeaf's place unless we are using 'American Legal'. Do I need an alter-ego however, demonic or otherwise?
We usually play either Evil Texas Hold' Em or Evil Seven Card Stud. "You're welcome to join, if you can afford the five hundred SOTI... that's 'Souls Of The Innocent,' for you non-evil types... buy-in."
OH! Is that what SOTI means? I play golf with Satan on weekends and he always looses... so I've got like waaaaay to many of those back at the *zooms in on eyes* Temple of the Panty Ninja! *zooms out* I could loan you a few if you want.
Yeah, Satan is really bad at golf. The horns mess up his backswing. "He is, however, an excellent basketball player."
I heard that, but I've never seen him play. Oh well. Hey, why don't you have Satan over for poker. He loves it! Is it because he can smell the deceit of man and he'd always know when you bluff?
We invite him every weak, but he rarely shows. "And when he DOES show, he always eats all the hot wings."
Well Obviously I'm referring by the terms of the most evil-intolerant people in the universe. That one church that is the most extreme of any religious zealot ever. So... yea. Oh yes! MY BABY PTERODACTYL JUST GOT HERE! I'M GONNA NAME HIM GEORGE AND I'M GONNA LOVE HIM AND FEED HIM AND- AND- AND YESSSSSSSS!!!!!
THERE ARE NO INNOCENT. ONLY US. ALL IS OURS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. Are 500 Intergalactic Credits an okay replacement?
You know very well that the exchange rate between Galactic Credits and SOTI is 50:1! "Twenty-five thousand credit buy-in. We play for high stakes."