Do you recognize this new person, Alice? "He seems... vaguely familiar." Oh well... you may board, but don't try anything foolish!
Pirate Dog! Have you been out playing space pirate again? *Pirate Dog nods happily and barks* "Well... stop! You broke our guest's ship! I'll have the repair bots sent over. I'm sure we can have your ship repaired in no time."
Who are we? I am Ridley Wolf, the infamous Destroyer of Worlds! "I am Allysana Vex'ori Graa Armiista, Warrior Queen of the planet Armiista." -Woof*- -*I'm Pirate Dog. I am a... um... pirate dog.- The cat with the chainsaw flying around on the pterodactyl is the Ninjakitty. Welcome aboard the Matriarch!
"A lobotomist, hmm?" We can always assign him to the Sciences Division. "Good idea. Welcome to the crew!"
MROW!!!!! *collapses backwards, exhausted from trying to make people realize I can't talk* Ow... Oh... It was blunt force head trauma from the explosion. Go figure... I think I'm just gonna sleep now. You people are oblivious sometimes. *falls asleep*
My drill go- Is... That a mech... with a drill...? Can I have it?!! Our foes' memories shall slip out, when I use my drill...
It wasn't my fault. It was your's because you started attacking us, Ridley's for ignoring it, and Alice's for deleting you from history with some weird gun that removes it's target from space and time. God damn keeping track of time is annoying when people screw with it, I hope Chuckles Barry is still president...
The planet the thread was on has been destroyed 3 times so far. It will be destroyed again in the future. Everything is nothing... brooooooo- Pie = 3.14x(Fruit^2)
Wait, I thought you were a normal cat in this timeline. And I was a lobotomist. I AM a lobotomist, right?