Objection! According to these early blueprints of The Matriarch, it lists top speed and maneuverability threshold. If you calculate it's mass and threshold, it is, in fact able to aileron roll at those speeds! Furthermore, the defense's claim is null and void!
"You could not possibly have gotten access to... wait, let me see those? Ah, that makes more sense. These are the not plans for the Matriarch. What you have here are the schematics for the Maiden, my personal shuttle. It is considerably smaller and more agile than the Matriarch."
He still accessed it. Is it not private info? Look into that, dude. STOP TALKING IN HAIKU YOU HANDICAPPED CHIMPANZEE EATER!
"The Maiden's original schematics are a matter of public record. The aftermarket modifications, however, are decidedly less so."
Ninjakitty was right. Talking in Haikus was a tooly thing to do. Plus it was REALLY DIFFICULT... Anyway, I realize now, that as far as continous residents of the Matriarch (that acknowledge the matriarch as their current location) go, I am probably the most "average." Ridley is EXTREME. Ninjakitty is a cartoon. Jessie is an abnormally agile jester. Alice is an alien. And I'm just a person. Then theres everyone else on the thread, that often seems to lack the knowledge of being on an interstellar spaceship. (except 300nukes... but... I'm not gonna talk about THAT ONE.)
*Thrown out in space *Knows his death is near *Ties hands and feet together *dies D: (No friction in space) *Keeps rolling FOREVER