*plays field spell card* *summons earthbound immortal Aslla Piscu* DIE FOUL ROLLERS! Aslla Piscu, attack them directly!
Just because it's called an "earthbound" immortal, doesnt mean "Earth..." It just means ground. Which is why the field spell.
You get him, boo! Ninjakitty. When did you get attached to that one? I am not attached. Just... supportive of pirates and dogs. Uh huh.
"That was gory. Have Maintenance send a cleanup crew to the bridge." Make sure they bring extra mops.
Odds are he'll be back. He seems to just appear randomly and... roll... I mean really... what is he, french?
"Unlikely." If he were French, he would have surrendered the second we took hostile action. Or looked in his direction.
OOOOH! I know what he is! He's a "Pillbug. They seem to just appear out of nowhere, and roll into balls the second they see people" Thanks Jessie.
But flying means you have no contact with the ground. So you no longer step on me but hover over me. ???? *goes down a rabbit hole *rolls underground :3
We're in a space-ship. There is no ground. What you just rolled down was the bathroom waste removal system. Enjoy your time floating in the endless void of space with frozen piss.