"Her name is Pretty Black Bug-Horse." Actually, Alice, her name is Queen Chrys... "Pretty Black Bug-Horse!"
"I do not like having to repeat myself. Pretty. Black. Bug-Horse." Alice, put the gun down. You're overreacting.
Come at me space-beach... Wait, no. 1 sec... Let me just, come up with a new OC to fight for me... um... Got it. You called, my lord? Protect me from the angry alien, please. As you wish, sir. Chivalry unit X-01, defense mode active. As more modern mortals would say, bring it on, Armistaan.
Knight Robot? Well played. "I disagree. I am lady, and a queen. It would most un-chivalrous of you to attack me, Sir Robot."
A knight's job is to do as his king commands, queen. He has commanded me to protect him, and I will do as such, until he says otherwise. I am not required to fight you until you initiate my defense activation sequence, which is of course harming my current defense target. I would prefer for you to NOT have to fight him, but I did need some form of defense. I am just a normal human being after all. What about me??? Is there really any chance of you willingly defending me from her? No. Not really.
"Human beings... so weak and fragile. I suppose even the 'Stun' setting would be deadly to such an inferior life form. Very well. As the existence of the Ninjakitty is dependent on your own existence, I won't kill you." Wow, Alice... that was an act of mercy. Are you going soft on... -BOOM- "As soft as a grenade, Ridley."
Laser based weaponry fired in vicinity of defense target, initiating mirror shield protocol. Thanks for the defense Chivalry, but it wasn't necessary. She is too attached to the machinations of my mind to truly kill me. Even if she actually fired something at me, it would most likely miss due to some form of subconscious thought tossing her arm a half-inch to one side, sparing me... That said, keep defense mode active. You won't kill him just because of me? Aw, I'm flattered. "I would love to say she's talking about me, but let's be honest, if she COULD kill me, it would have happened LOOOOONG ago."
Dammit, Alice! Stop throwing grenades at me! You know they don't work against my magic! "True, but I managed to make you spill your drink." Wait... you used explosives, on the bridge of your own ship, near dozens of key systems, including life-support... just to inconvenience me? "Indeed." Wow... I can't even be mad at that. That is the single most petty, vindictive, psychotic thing I've ever seen. Well done.
Grenade? Chivalry put up the mirror shields... Oh boy. I have to fix his hostile recognition software, joy... I guess I'll see you tomorrow Ridley and Alice. Please don't destroy your own ship seeing as we are ALL ON IT. Apologies, my lord. Not your fault, cupcake. Goodnight everyone.
