Blast you. You stole my moment. I shall have your head yet. *raises a hoof in the air dramaticaly* By the by would like to go get some food. I am rather famished.
*hands you an apple* I am nothing if not kind, but I would LOVE to see you try and kill me. I have the single most advanced bodyguard since Nixon returned from the dead.
*eats it* Why thank you, and trust me you would be surprised. I am a Highly skilled combat specalist, esspecially pertaning to swords.
Well I'll be, so is my guard. Except he's a robot programmed to be better than any existing swordsman. I will accept that as a compliment sir.
Who said anything about human? As our host is clearly not human. *points to Alice* and my companion is a cat. *points to ninjakitty* I am more than capable of knowing humans suck at everything. I am programmed with the knowledge of every blade wielding warrior ever to exist, regardless of their species. I have found the only unique style from any human is from their samurai era. All of their other combat styles exist in an improved form in one of the many inter-dimensional warriors programmed into my system. I am also programmed with a multitude of defense protocols, utilizing a massive array of indestructible hardware. I am, in all calculable instances, indestructible.
Really robo, well how about this? *pulls out a candy despenser and pops out a small green candy and swallows it* What for it* My pupils dialate and you see blue sparks appear from my body as a figure that appears to be me comes out in a black kimono wearing a gaint sword wrapped in cloth on its back and my body trots into a corner and sits. "I am known as a soul reaper and have many ability's far beyond that of non soul society machinery."
Oh that's cute. He thinks I haven't seen Bleach. You are basically humans. I have no desire to fight you, but I can assure you... It would be a very short fight.
Yes bleach its my favorite anime and what can I say, Not one drop of creativity in my body. "Oh so you do want to go, huh robo?"
I most certainly do not. I have no desire to harm without reason, and I have no reason to harm you. Aw, c'mon Chivalry. Don't you want to show this chump what's up? Not particularly, no. *I sneak over and grab your body and the candy dispenser while you're distracted* The one thing human's can do better than most other species, is be a standard dungeons and dragons thief. Unless I'm mistaken, these candies don't taste to great... let me help you get rid of them. *throws the candy dispenser into the airlock* You can keep the body though.
*smiles* How blissfuly ignorant you are. The dispenser is just for looks. I don't care if you throw it away. The soul in my body now is a mod soul named kon. only I can get him out and he is 1000 times stronger and faster than a normal human.
I don't want him out The point is you can't go back in now... Regardless, Kon is not in your body. Nothing is currently in your body. Kon is in a freaking kids toy in a fictional story. Try to be mildly creative, please. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have more important things to do, like create an artificial arankar or however the buck you spell that. Should be fun.
One Kon is in my body, that just happens to be the mod soul. Two I can get in easily, and Three good luck with that I'll just kill it.
Once you're in, how do you get back out without the candy! Bye-bye. *goes through door-way, and vanishes*
He's saying you can't use the candy since it's gone. If you go back into your body it's a permanent thing. There will be no way back out once you go in. One way trip. Do you understand?
