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    hey im 16 the jager thing was an acomplishment
     
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    That is fairly impressive for a kid.
    Not that I'm encouraging your underage drinking, or anything.

    "Encouraging illegal behavior is my job.
    Keep drinking, kid."
     
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    I also took ten shots of everclear at age 14 and could still walk straight
     
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    I drank 5 gallons of hard liquor at the age of 2.:derpe:
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    Ha! I drank my first bottle of whiskey on the day I was born!

    "Why are we playing 'Can You Top This?'
    It's a silly game."
     
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    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    I've never drunken alcohol.
     
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    I was drunk before i was born! Ha!:derpe:
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    "Can we stop now? Nobody can win at this game."

    Never!
    I, um... built a time machine! Yeah, a time machine!
    I used it to go back in time one hundred years, and drank a bottle of bourbon!
    So... I was drinking before any of us were born!
     
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    I BOUGHT 100 GALLONS OF EVERCLEAR 95% apv MET JESUS AND HELD MORE THAN HIM
     
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    "You can end this, you know.
    All you have to do is choose to stop playing."

    I HAD A KEG PARTY WITH DINOSAURS!!!

    "Dammit."
     
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    i got 1000000000000 gallons of ever clear and went so far back that time didn't even exist.:Trollestia:
     
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    "Stop this! Stop this nonsense immediately!"

    I jumped into the timestream with a bottle of Jack!
    I'm drinking at every moment in time, all at once!

    "AAARGH!!!"
     
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    I beet god in a everclear drinking contest it took 9999999999999999999999999999999999999998 bottles and 2 years of straight drinking then i drunk 4000000000000 proof moonshine with jesus and walked away
     
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    Ok,ok, you win!
     
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    Oh yeah?! Well I...

    Alice, put the gun down.
     
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    I win? I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    "SHUT UP!!! EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!! I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!"

    Win?! I don't think so!

    I went back to before the creation of the Universe, and drank 10^1000 cases of beer, and when I belched, IT WAS THE FRIGGIN' BIG BANG!!!
    I created the Universe! I WIN EVERYTHING FOREVER!!!
     
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    I was granted a wish by god went back in time stopped your belch drunk infinite amounts of everclear realized i was the father of creation and created you making the big bang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    300nukez Practically Part of the Site Itself

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    Guys drinking is not ok I was a heavy alcoholic then got some help. Now I only drink at family gatherings but I limit myself.

    If anyone needs some help doping the stuff let me know.
     
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