Now that we're done talking about this nonsense, how about we all just relax. Since this was clearly a contest on who has the biggest alcoholic E-Peen and 300nukes didn't try to win, I believe the simple thing to say is everyone who participated in it is a fart-brained dystopian-celled mind-melted handicapped chimpanzee in a diaper. Perhaps one of you has a chance to redeem themselves... but I highly doubt it. L2PR2, where brain cells go to die.
"See? I told you. You're all a bunch of idiots!" But he... "No! You had the option to not play!" But I... "I don't want to hear it! You let your stupid over-competitive nature ruin my dinner party!" But... I... Sorry, Alice. "Hmph!"
"You are indeed welcome. Thank you for the cookie. Honestly, though... I don't know why Ridley insists on playing such childish games."
Ignoring the masochist, I'm shocked someone as powerful as Ridley could fall into such a stupid pattern. Ive seen stupid cartoons who avoid that... and let me tell you, I know some STUPID toons. If I may, cartoons are meant to entertain the masses, and the masses are far stupider than that contest was. I'm not sure what you two are talking about. I did find it mildly comedic though, be it as terrible as it was. I'm sorry they ruined your party with such moronity. Perhaps we should tell some stories to change the mood to one less hostile and more... intelligent. Better yet, we could tell jokes! Why did the chicken- *slaps the cat* Really Ninjakitty, Really?
"He may be an Omega Wizard, but he's still a GUY. That idiotic, hyper-competitive nature is exactly why Armiista is a matriarchal society. Whenever we let the males do anything, they always turn it into a contest, and nothing gets done." This again, Alice? The misandry gets a little tiresome after a while. Should I tell them what happened when you thought that that Stel't'mar was hitting on your last girlfriend? "... Shut up." Alice makes Overly-Attached Girlfriend look sane. "I said shut up!"
"Hitting on her last GIRLFRIEND? Oh. I apologize for all the failed wooing." I don't think that was the point of what he said. "True, but it explains how she couldn't fall for me." It probably has more to do with the fact you're like a freaking shota, and very annoying.
How was that not obvious? Didn't you ever wonder why she has the 'Attractive Female Humanoids of The Galactic Council' swimsuit calender on her office wall? "Can we stop talking about my personal life now?"
"I've never been in her office." I thought that was Ridley's office. ​Master Dreamer has the same calendar on his wall. That was not necessary to say... but yea, I appreciate true art like the content of said calendar.
It is a great calender, isn't it? Alice was Miss July in 2010. "I was also Miss February back in 1936." -Woof?- Never ask a lady about her age, Pirate Dog.
