I'm alone at work in the dairy freezer with nothing to do because everything is stocked... Break the rulez! Be on da phone! Sometimes I envy your disconnection from reality. Coming from a cartoon? Now that's a compliment.
"We are now approaching the Temple of the Panty Ninja." That didn't even take the full forty-eight hours. "Queen Vex'ori ordered that we speed up as we passed the Serponit system. Something about a 'clingy ex.'"
I would kind have liked to see that... SHUDDUP! It's my background story arc time! Grand Master Hozu, here we come!
"Surface coordinates locked. Commencing teleportation sequence in ten... nine... eight..." "Just get on with it!" "As you wish. Teleporting now. Have a safe trip." -New Location Discovered- -THE TEMPLE OF THE PANTY NINJA-
The surface appears to lack any discernible buildings, lord ninjakitty. Do you know nothing about panty ninjas? You need to prove yourself as one if you want to even see the actual temple... which reminds me... *ninjakitty vanishes, leaving the landing party alone* Oh. Joy... Let me guess... ninja attack. Quickly, Chivalry, scan for anti-magic and weaponry... anythings. Temporary magic restraint field coming in from the east side, magnetic distortion wave coming from the west. All technology with be shut down shortly, and all lethal or high level magic will be restrained... System powering down. Oh. Well. Alice, Ridley, anyone else who came... please don't let them kill me. Thanks.
All high-level magic is disabled, hmm? "And any electrical technology that isn't shielded." -Woof!*- *I love a challenge. *Casts a low-level shielding spell on Chivalry* That should protect him from the electromagnetic pulse. "My armor is EM shielded. My primary weapons are not. It looks like I'm going to have to rely on melee weapons here." -Woof.*- *My guns are working fine. Electromagnetism has no effect on gunpowder. Just remember, this planetoid is tiny. We'll be fighting in low gravity conditions.
Hello. I am Grand Master Hozu. I welcome you to our little star. I apologize for it seeming barren, but our little cat friend already explained that part to you, yes? Very good. Then I guess we shall begin, hmm? Alrighty... then... Reactivation sequence in progress. Systems analysis complete. Loading drivers. Accessing defense protocol low gravity, low energy system. Activating sword and shield. Good job team! Now, SAVE MY ARSE AND WAIL ON SOME NINJAS! *several shadows slide across the ground revealing any grounded ninjas, all airborne ones remain invisible*
-Woof!*- *Airborne enemies approaching! I can smell them! Let's force them out of hiding, shall we? A simple Shout should do the trick. Or in this case, a whisper. LAAS YAH NIR. *Every living thing (and synthetic life-form) in the vicinity glows bright red* "Won't this make us easier to track, too!?" It's not perfect, but it's the best I can do under the circumstances. They're attacking! Fight back!
Incoming. Ten units east, 5 units northwest, 3 units south. Detaching shield device. Master Dreamer, please use this while I fight. Alright... I guess I can at least- Oh god! Don't kill me! Come at me, warriors.
Alice, help Chivalry take out the attackers to the east. Pirate Dog, as soon as the the attackers to the south are in range, blow them away. I've got the northwest covered. -Woof!*- *Let's do this! "For the glory of Armiista!" If I can't use lethal magic, I'll just stick to the classics. STUPEFY!
"Stay out of the way, you fool!" Can't you see that we're trying to fight ninjas?! -Woof.*- *He can stay. I could use a meat shield.
