What is even the point of you, 300nukez? "You almost never post in the other threads, you don't make blog posts, and we've never seen you in chat." Is your entire reason for being on this site to annoy the few people that post in this particular thread?
"As long as we are firing shots, didn't you once express disgust with people who make farewell threads, only to return a few weeks later?"
[MENTION=5399]Ridley Wolf[/MENTION] I am glad you asked my good sir. I have ADD and can only focus on a few things. Remember when I was saving money for my red sports car? I left for a while because of it. Same with this forum. Right now I I'm busy with life but have enough time for this thread. It might as well be this one since I'm perfect on useless threads. Remember I was about 4 hours away from winning last time. Except I alerted the creator of my immanent win. (He betrayed me) My mistake won't happen again but I'm from 4chan eventually I will win by rolling around, eating a cookie or doing some other random act. I've done it before on other forums I'm a professional. *epic anime music *breath taking hand movement *slides hand in jar with grand force!!! *eats a cookie.
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that. This thread is my home, and now that Ridley understands who and what I really am, he'd prefer to keep me in a place where I can do the least amount of harm." Nobody will win this thread. Ever.