You obviously shop at a Walmart in some strange alternate universe. My Walmart experiences usually involve large crowds of stupid, poorly-dressed, foul-smelling people wandering into the path of my cart, to the point that I invariably get ticked off and "accidentally" plow into one of them.
I'm sorry trixie but I disagree with your choice in cheese and crackers. The little spreadable cheese packs aren't very good
The Great and Powerful Trixie likes peanut butter crackers, not cheese crackers. "Cheese comes from wheels, and Wizard-Horse does not trust wheels."