"It is most unfortunate that the Inconvenient Trixie Tumbr died. Speaking of which, Ridley, don't you have a Tumblr of your own that you need to be working on?" ... Shut up.
The neighbor's cat just told me a joke. A human child fell down and was badly hurt, because human children are clumsy and fragile! Ha Ha! Cat humor lacks subtlety.
Of course. Just blame the failed tulpamancer. You do realize that creating real life is like 3000 times cooler, right? And that tulpamancers are very much insane. ​Well of course.