Don't fight it. It starts out small, with "Those two look good together," and before you know it, you're following Tumblr blogs for that 'ship (It's for the art! I swear!) and wondering why other people are shipping a nonsense pairing like TwiDash. "Seriously? Dammit, Ridley, what the hell happened to you?" ... I don't even know anymore. "Besides, everybody knows that ChryssiPuff is the best ship."
Fluffle Puff is not mute. She speaks a complex language that only Chrysalis seems to understand. "Also, I'm almost certain that ChryssiPuff is not canon. It should be, though."