April fools! My prank to you is that I don't feel like coming up with a prank! Ha! How's my apathy feel! I, on the other paw, put mousetraps on everyone's pillows!
-WOOF!? WOOF!*- *That was you?! You jerk! I don't celebrate April Fools Day. I refuse to limit my ridiculous antics to only one day of the year. What about you, Alice? "I fired a dummy missile at the Galactic Council headquarters." "And I replaced her dummy missile with a real one!" "YOU DID WHAT?!"
I'm playing the convent level in Hitman: Absolution, and I keep running out of ammo. "What did you expect? You emptied two clips into that angel statue!" I think I've been watching too much Doctor Who.
So I just started playing Diablo III, and I picked the demon hunter for my first character. The fighting style is "fire my crossbow like a machine gun while throwing down rocket launching turrets and having a big guy with a bigger shield heal me." It's pretty fun. Can't wait to try a higher difficulty and feel like a door-matt.