*Ponders closing the thread to win...* If you aren't cheating you aren't trying. /Wouldn't really do that... >_> <_<
How dare you imply that Restoration is not a valid school of magic! Not only does it allow the caster to heal wounds, it also allows for the creation of protective wards, is especially effective against powerful undead. Even the most savage of warriors respect healing magic. As for Conjuration, it's effectiveness in combat is unquestionable, as it allows the conjuror to summon power enchanted weapons and armor, as well as deadly minions. Trixie and Dash would be a very effective, albeit very showy, pair. Trixie's skills would allow her to draw foes in, and Dash could then rush in and use her speed and agility to slaughter them en masse. Besides, even if Trixie somehow couldn't use healing magic, only an idiot would go into battle without a good assortment of healing potions and scrolls.
Master of killing you, following you to the afterlife, and eating your fricking SOUL, Alduin, firstborn of Akatosh.
Terrible and powerful Talos, We, your unworthy servants give praise, For only through your grace and beneviolence, May we truly reach enlightenment.
Everybody knows that the Daedric Lords are the true power in Tamriel. Sure, Akatosh can create dragons, but only Sheogorath can turn that dragon into a sweet roll.
Namira's a good one, too. It's great fun to charge into a bandit camp wearing a chef's outfit and wielding a knife and fork, slaughter the bandits, and then eat them. My favorite, however, is Hircine. There are few experiences more fun in Skyrim than going on an hour-long lycanthropic killing spree through every hold in the province.
Daedra? Bah, Shor is the greatest. No Daedroth can match he who glimpsed the secret gate. Well, maybe Vivec, but that stuff isn't canon, and if he achieved CHIM, Talos must have as well.
If I could see the future I would say that this thread will become mindless rarity gif spaming. But I can't see the future.