Last to Post: Round Five

"I have returned."

 

oh hello Alice. how long were you gone again? I didn't keep track

 

No you haven't. You have to leave to return, and just cause you've been in the background it doesn't count as leaving.

 

sure it does! if they don't do anything, they might as well not be here!

 

"I have been on the other side of the galaxy for over a month, and nobody noticed that I was gone?"

 

I was rather lonely, but that's normal

 

Oh yes.

Sometimes I forget we're all aboard the flagship of the leader of most powerful race in the galaxy, if not the universe.

You would think I'd remember something like that, but I don't for some reason.

 

I'm calling BS you've just been sitting around in the background playing chess with pirate dog.

Edit: The over a month thing is false, the last post with Alice was Feb 27th Last to Post: Round Five

 

*posts something*

 

*doesn't post anything*

 

*posts silently*

 

*POSTS LOUDLY*

 

*posts at a somewhat reasonable volume*

 

"Time dilation."

That's the explanation we're going with.

 

Seems legit.......

 

Yes.

Yes it is.

 

I call BS. It was so boring here that she fell asleep and it took a couple a weeks to wake up from her nap. Her appearance is demonic and demons are know for taking three year naps, so three weeks isn't out of the question.

Also Time Dilatation would mean that of course we didn't notice the same time had passed as you did. But you assumed we did therefore it's just an obvious excuse.

 

"How many times do I have to tell people this?! I am not a demon!"

 

I didn't say you were, I said you look like one and I used that as excuse to say you take long naps.

Okay here's my latest ridiculous theory. She took pirate dog for a walk and got lost in her own ship. The ship is so big that it seemed like over a month for her.