Thanks a lot, your Majesty. Thanks to you, I just lost the game. "What game?" If you think about it, you lose.
good notifications are dumb anyway. you should be able to disable notifications. or they should have it to where it takes you directly to the message without having to go to your profile first.
Chainsaws make good toothbrushes. "Buy Coca-Cola!" "If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with amoilehtoseM, you may be entitled to die."
"I'm an A.I. I'm not programmed to have opinions." "You are a sentient biocrystal A.I. based on my own personality. Of course you have opinions."
As are my chances of dating you, your Majesty. We're not even in the same phylum, let alone league. Why I am attracted to you, I have no idea. "This may have something to do with it..." Goddamnit, K.I.T.T....