Holy crap they are a thing. This is an insult to all of us who grow our beards like God intended. WE MUST TOPPLE THIS EMPIRE OF LIES!!!
eh. let the ones who use 'em do what they want. although, my opinion may be due to my lack of any ability to grow anything resembling a proper beard
those who use them are probably using ones that are neon, and pretty obviously fake......... eh. maybe.
Mat quickly slipped out of the hold, quickly picking Az off the ground, above his head, hooking him around his neck and body as he once again hopped up into the air. [Just... just gotta stay together. Don't fall apart, not yet. Not yet.] Mat begins to yell out as he turns sideways, preparing to drive Az's head first with the burning hammer, the attack at this force would massively crater the ground at this rate. "I TOLD YOU IT WOULDN'T BE EASY!"
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