I haven't played any of the games past Twilight Princess. Also, this image exists and I am pleased that it does.
The too-small fake letter jacket? No, because that would be ridiculous and I will point and laugh at you.
I never cared enough to show up to half of my classes, much less letter in anything. In my defense, my school was right next to the river and woods, so what was I to do?
I agree. For example, while school taught me that squirrels are rodents, nature taught me that squirrels are jerks.