"Ridley has decided that he wants to join the United States Army. He spent most of today at the local recruitment office." It's unlikely that they'll take me, but it's worth a shot.
I was called by the military recruiting people a couple years ago. I told them I have chron's. I can't join the armed forces, it turns out.
This was pretty much 'Plan A' for my life since elementary school. Words cannot describe how much I want this to happen.
That isn't funny. Sent from a newly upgraded magical squirrel that is now much better than some dumb rock
Yes it is. Sent from a bigger rock more powerfull that any magical animal in the universe, and can play blue-ray.
No it isn't. Sent from a magical squirrel with new cybernetic implants, making him the half magic squirrel, half badass robot squirrel. Also, he knows karate. Way cooler than a rock.
Yes it is. Sent from a mountain that can transform into a gigant creature that know almost every kind of martial art and reproduce anything at 4k.
No it isn't. Sent from a magical cyborg Batman squirrel. It's kinda like a regular magic cyborg squirrel, but it's also Batman.
Yes it is. (Well, that will be hard.) Sent from a smaller terminator rock that is not as powerfull as other. Still is a terminator.
No, IT ISN'T!! Sent from a Super Saiyan Transformer Green Lantern Power Ranger burrito wearing an Omnitrix.
