"This grows tiresome. Why do we not simple murder our competition?" Because that would be cheating. Also, there are laws against killing on this planet. "I see. That makes things difficult."
"The skull of an Armiistaan female is harder than steel. His teeth would shatter if he bit me. Of course, the odds of him getting close enough to bite me in the first place are astronomically low." Seriously, Gravity. Allysana is one of the most skilled warriors in the Multiverse. You wouldn't stand a chance.
I disagree. "That may explain those sick individuals who draw fluffy pony abuse pictures." Huh. Well, I still think that cuteness inspiring aggression is kinda messed up.
"I can crush you like the worthless insect that you are. But I choose not to." Let's keep this thread nonviolent, m'kay?