*If not for the fact that I'm still waiting for someone to use the crystal I left behind I'd comment on the fact that someone ruined a perfectly good burger with pickles and onions.*
Fine. Menu. "Let us see what happens next." "Do you care?" "I will admit that I am slightly curious."
*with the magic, well not really magic, word spoken a hologram pony appears from the crystal* Yay! A new world! A new appearance! I'm even an Alicorn! *looks at rump.* Aw, Lio forgot to give me a cutie mark. *notice who activated the crystal.* Oops I'm sorry you're waiting for a menu aren't you. Well I'm Crystal and I'm the crystal's operating A.I. Lio was lazy when he named me. Your menu is: 1) Stargate 2) Mech Wars 3) Star War 4) Warehouse 13 5) Eureka 6) Star Trek If you are unfamiliar with the menu system I'm afraid I'm programmed to disguise the options, but if you kill Lio enough I'm sure you'll eventually figure out which is which. Feel free to kill Lio to your hearts content cause I means I get to show up more!
Option one. "Why would the A.I. avatar be an Equestrian?" "A crystal computer A.I., huh? That's kinda MY thing." "Your core is a biocrystal, and you don't have an avatar interface. You two are similar, but not quite the same." Why doesn't she have an avatar interface? It's always been a little weird talking to a voice from the ship's comm. -Woof.*- *I agree. Triss, could you rig something up? "Yes and no. I could build a hard-light mobile holotransmitter for her, but I can't force her to create an avatar." "I have considered it. An avatar would allow for more convenient interaction with many lifeforms aboard this ship. Very well. I will begin designing an interactive avatar. Princess Detriis, please begin building the MHT at your earliest convenience."
*Crystals horn glows and a fancy pocket watch appears floating in front of Ridley Wolf (I'm assumeing that's the character who's talking)* Let me access my data base to see what that does... ... ... ... Oh yeah it's that. Okay with the pocket watch you can back up all your memories. It can also be used to help you find a specific memory that you can't fully actively remember. My appearance changes to whatever Lio programs it to be normally I'm a humanoid redhead. I'm not sure why I'm a pony right now but I'm not complaining. Unfortunately Lio left my hard light projector at Spamville, so the only way for me to show up is if he dies. Kill him often okay! *With those words Crystal and the crystal disappear* *A moment later Lioconvoy reappears a few feet away.* Note to self initiate teleport jammers.
Teleport jammers, huh? "I can easily disable such devices." Nah, I got this one. Reducio! "Wait... you shrank him? Why?" Wait for it... -Woof!*- *Wow! A new chew toy! *mini Lioconvoy is mauled by Pirate Dog*
*A new crystal appears by the dog.* [Side note; I'm really going to try not to god mod too much but I don't tolerate people hacking my body. Being a bot my systems are internal.]
This isn't an official RP, so anything goes. That's why we almost never have battles around here. "I am afraid that any complaints of god-modding will fall on deaf ears. As Ridley mentioned, anything goes." "Seriously. Anything. We once had a Pokemon battle between Elder Gods.*
