Last to Post: Round Five

You're the avatar of Chaos, and Ridley's extras have no problem killing me just to do it. She'll probably test how sharp the sword is by slicing off my head.

 

Like I said: professionals.

 

Right, so that means the dual is actually a contest to see who can kill be first?

 

*shifty eyes* Uh, no. Definitely not that. *shoots at Lio*

 

*Dodges.*

Right what kind of gun is that? Do I need to worry?

 

It's a shrink-ray.

 

Right, they've done that already. Shrank me and ate me.

Side note, avatar is not indicative of form in this topic. I'm still a bot that transforms into an earth pony and currently in pony mode.

 

Hmm, *switches to gravity gun*

 

They also sent me into a sun. Then my third and final death was me stabbing myself in the head because "he" was brought up.

 

*picks up toilet with gravity gun and points it at Lio*
Fascinating...

 

You're going to clonk me in the head with a toilet? That's not going to kill me. I would hurt if I didn't already have my pain receptors turned off. Turned those off before they even killed me the first time.

 

Well, this thing flings stuff at quite some velocity; Observe,
*teleports a Combine soldier into the room, kills him with toilet*

 

Really? And you expect me not to try to dodge?

 

Well it wouldn't be any fun if you just stood still, now would it?

 

Standing still is boring anyways.

 

Well, then sit down.

 

I'd rather fly instead.

 

Okay then... can you get me some ice cream when you finish?

 

Okay.

 

Thank you