This is excessive. Thank goodness Ninjakitty is on vacation, or we'd have even more stupid stuff going on.
-Woof.*- *I heard something about floor ice cream. I like floor ice cream. "Dude. That's gross." -Woof.*- *For you, maybe. I'm a dog. Which one of you bastards ate my ice cream?!
*wakes up, startled* Huh? Wut? Um, definitely not me, no sir! It was probably Celestia! *looks around* Hey, a dog.
He's been here the whole time. How did you not notice him? "One would think that a dog of his size would be noticeable." That, and the fact that he wears a pirate hat.
Uh, yeah, sure. That's what happened. And no offence, giant, pirate dog; I've been very distracted, and also asleep.
I have no excuse. You didn't tell me his was a giant pirate dog. If he is a giant why did you shrink me to feed me to him?
Wow, I'm amazed what just some ice cream made... I think is better to not give more ice cream to all of you...