Oh my... Tia, they had found out, fire the hueing cannon!!! *Celestia fired the hueing cannon.* --- Universe reebot in 3... 2... 1... ----
:derpe::derpe::derpe::derpe::derpe::derpe::derpe::derpe::derpe::derpe::derpe::derpe::derpe::derpe: I could've added more, but the limit is only 15. :derpe:
Spoiler: WARNING: Strong language and drug references [video=youtube;e9luR5T-X80]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9luR5T-X80[/video]
The Matriarch's scanners are infallible. If she says that she has a lock, then she absolutely has a lock.
I'm not saying she doesn't have a lock, I'm just saying it's not on me. Also saying I'm dead can easily be countered by me saying I'm not dead. I mean if I was dead I wouldn't be able to say I was alive.
You could have recorded an elaborate system of voice messages, to be played upon your death. Can I borrow it? Please? I mean, what's the worst someone like me could do with something like that?