I'm not a wizard. I can't use magic. Here I can used magic items, but normally I can't even use those. Hey is this proof I'm outside? I'm not affected. Kinda surprised the speaker isn't, but meh I got it at Knowhere, sometimes the stuff they sell is pretty advanced, and sometimes it's powered by mice on a spinning wheel. I guess I got lucky with the speakers.
No, I'm really not. You can't make me a wizard just by saying so. You couldn't make a me a wizard with your powers. Some things are just fundamental.
Yes! I've been waiting for a reason to wear this! *puts on home-made star-covered wizard hat* Now to fight my arch-nemesis, Rainbat Bowman!