"Hey! Why couldn't I have that weaponry!" You are not technologically inclined. you still believe that A.I. refers to a spirit trapped inside a mechanical casing. "I... It's not? Can I put an AI in my chainsaw?" No. For many, many reasons.
"Sooo... I am stuck down here... and my ship is in space..." Just ask, Alice. "Will you take us up to the Matriarch? Please?" Was that so hard? "The words tasted foul on my tongue, and I feel ill." Yeah, I thought so. Anyway... Transi hinc illuc! *Ridley and Alice disappear*
I believe there should be a malfunctioning robot aboard that ship... If you could send it down, I need to repair him. "And if you could send me up, I have a dog to perpetually antagonize and apologize to. It's what a good friend would do."
"Koy't. Repairs on the Matriarch are going to take months. I may need to call in a Stel't'mar from the Proxima Centuari station." Or you could just me take care of it. Deus Ex Machina! "All systems are now operating at peak efficiency."
"And the award for worst idea in a century goes to..." You shut up. I mean it is a HORRIBLE idea, but by no means the worst one this century. I mean people have given killing robots moral units before. Have you ever seen what that does to them. Honestly... Running re-activation sequence. Error 23-12- Artificial Intelligence found. Run file "Chivalry"? Yes. Activating... Activating... Please wait while reboot runs... Thank you for activating Defense Robotics Model vvv-300- Hello Master. It's good to see you again Chivalry.