Nigh, you don't have to be a god to get eye lasers. Actually being a god is rather boring... and limiting. All that being stuck to one field and domains and influences and its just a mess. - - Auto Merge - - *Shifts rapidly through all the things Aidan requested to end up back in her normal form.* You actually got something challenging to request? Also, no, I don't fall for the trick that was used to beat that giant.
*Simply summons the objects the two request at this point as it is becoming silly. She yawns and summons to herself a book entitled Enchanting Objects and Tying Time by Star Craving the Mad.* Let me know if you two come up with something actually worth bothering to turn into. I'm already reminded of that guy who claimed he had one of my master's swords that gave him the power over falafels.
More difficult than turning into a kumquat mixed with an ocelot and a cuttlefish? Do you know how much effort goes into just turning into a cuttlefish? Turning into a metal u shaped object is a lot less complex.
Calm down. Remember to breathe. And picture yourself in your underwear... or was that the audience. Either way it doesn't work. Just remember you are here to entertain and so long as you have their attention you are doing well. *Ebony hasn't bothered to look up from her book yet.* I took the liberty of checking the local spell index. No enchanting I noticed.
You know what's even harder than transforming yourself? Transforming someone else. *turns rex into six watermelons and a surly goat*
Aye, that can be difficult. Though it can be fun depending on how you do it. Rather partial to cursed waters but forceful spell application works too.
